100WC - Zander's Entry

The Cow and the Beanstalk

Once upon a time there lived a half human, half cow. He lived in a big house in Wellington. One day Mr Cow was chomping on some grass when he let out a loud fart.It went "ppppprrpp" and it smelt just like beans. Suddenly, an enormous, very tall beanstalk was growing up to the clouds. Mr Cow decided to climb up it so he could see what was at the top. "I wonder if there is more grass at the top?" he said. When he reached the top, he let out a gasp. He saw something totally amazing.....